Monday, March 30, 2009

guns guns guns.....


Recently, I had a discussion with a couple of mates regarding guns. I was in the minority, as I am in agreement with the firm gun control we have here in Australia.

Here, you can legally acquire a firearm for recreational purposes (including collectors) as a professional shooter, and also as a rural property owner. There are still strict guidelines on what sort of gun you can own, and you must be licensed.

I have no problem with these laws. I think there are times when firearm use is appropriate, and our laws pretty much cover those times.

What I have a problem with, are suggestions that the average Australian should be handed a firearm (or at least be allowed to acquire one) in the name of public-safety, or self-defence. Firstly, this reason confuses me. What exactly are people scared of? A common response to that seems to be; ‘In case we’re invaded’ Oh...ok. By whom? ‘Indonesia? Japan?’ Ok. It would be interesting to see Indonesia trying to invade us, in their leaky boats and all. Frightening! They might throw illegally-caught fish at us...

The Japanese? I assume they are given as a possibility due to the events in WW2. Not that they technically tried to invade Darwin then, they just bombed it.Their ground troops fell far short of Australia (Kokoda, anyone?) Apart from that, they have no reason to invade us. We are friendly with Japan now. Even if they did try, would a bunch of us with handguns be the best defence we’ve got?

No, it would not. See, we have GREAT border security. No, not the TV show...the real people. Constantly patrolling our borders are; the Coastguard, the Navy and the Airforce. By the time someone has gotten through those three, the Army would have organised itself, including the oodles of Reservists we have scattered throughout the country. Then the Australian Federal Police could get in on the act, perhaps then even the boys in blue if it trickles down that far.

If it DID get that far (highly unlikely) is a bunch of yobbos with guns going to stop them? REALLY?

*rolls on floor laughing*

Another argument I’ve heard for allowing guns under the name of public safety is that incident still getting a mention in the news, the ‘bikie gang’ kerfuffle at Sydney Airport. According to some, guns would have prevented that. What a brilliant place to have guns – AN AIRPORT! Cripes, we’re not even allowed knitting needles on planes anymore! Aside from that, unless a sniper happened to be standing nearby, any attempt at shooting a single person in a very crowded airport would have been...catastrophic.

‘We used to all have guns, we were very safe then’ Tue, at one stage a much higher percentage of Australians owned guns. You know, when we were a penal colony. We also used to shoot Aboriginals in the head and use rum as currency. Pauline Hanson and alcoholics might enjoy returning to such times...but for the rest of us, it’s a ridiculous notion. We have grown up, not only us, but the entire western world. We USED to have more guns, we also USED to hang women we thought were witches, and various other stupid things. Each country has its own embarrassing history. No need to repeat it...

Self-defence is NOT a legitimate reason to own a gun here. It is in the U.S., and just look at the number of problems they have with that! This isn’t about them though, it’s about Australia. We have no NEED for guns for the purpose of public-safety/self-defence. Australia is one difficult country to invade. We’re surrounded by water, we’re too far for most missiles...and then there’s our brilliant combined defence force!

Even with the small number of unregistered guns floating around, Australia has a very low occurrence of gun-related deaths. Bank robberies? Very few. Mass shootings? One in the past 2 decades.

We’re not America. The right to carry a gun is not in our Constitution. We instead put our efforts behind supporting our trained defence force personnel. Australia is not under threat of invasion or the like. Having a bunch of vigilantes running about in Stubbies with a gun under their arm would only result in a lot of toes being shot off.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Love a good conspiracy theory...

...and I have found a good one; Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a lookalike.

The evidence? According to supporters of the theory, can be found throughout post 1966 Beatles albums, photos, etc. Even Wikipedia has a page on the myth.

Here's my favourite piece of 'evidence';


The cover of the Beatles' iconic album Abbey Road. Now, this actually is interesting...

Paul is the only barefoot Beatle. He also has his eyes closed, and a cigarette (known to some as a 'coffin-nail') in his left hand (even though he is right-handed) Another theory is that the whole theme of the photo is a 'funeral procession'. John is in white as the Preacher, Ring in black is the Undertaker, Paul is the corpse (closed eyes, etc) and finally George (in denim - working clothes) is the Gravedigger.

Huh. Interesting. Funny, even. I don't even really like the Beatles so I don't care that much - but as conspiracy theories go - it's a good 'un.

Google it, because there is a lot more evidence out there in internet-land.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Things that makeyou go "EW" aka; The Veronicas...

They started out in my home town. Hit the airwaves with a couple of catchy, bubbly songs (sorry, thick eye-liner and tattoos does not a rock-band make)

Ok fair enough, glad you're both successful at an early age. Good for you both.

Then come the music videos. Ok...bit of standing back-to-back, screeching out the fairly boring, trite lyrics. Nothing too dangerous. Which is good, considering how many young people listen to their music and follow their trends rather closely.

Then comes the song 'Take Me On The Floor'
Hmm. I wonder if all their tweeny fans get the implication there? Probably. If not, the video for the song should clear up any confusion.

It depicts the two girls (sisters) standing side by side, back to back (sisters), always next to each other, singing. Oh and rubbing up and down each other. Whilst singing lyrics such as; "I wanna kiss a girl, I wanna kiss a girl, I wanna kiss a boy, I wanna ..."and "Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada) I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada) I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love" I repeat, these girls are SISTERS.

Oh dear.

It was pretty obvious early on that the Veronicas were hinting at playing up that old chestnut of a taboo; lesbianism. The Russian duo Tatu did it and walked away with a healthy amount of dosh. The Veronicas have clearly hinted at in multiple advertising campaigns, music videos, etc....

Now, they've embarked on a new journey. A journey into one of the deepest, darkest taboos our society has. A journey that will ultimately lead to billions of dollars for everyone involved.

Incest.

Tell me; would you, The Reader (assuming you have a sibling) sing a song about ravenous, raunchy, take-me-now-I'm-really-horny sex, whilst bumping'n'grinding on said sibling? Even apart from the song video itself, how about posing bum-to-bum, or boob-to-boob (as The Veronicas often do) would you feel just the teensiest bit nauseous? A bit of dry-retching perhaps?

Maybe, but I'm sure millions of dollars would help you get over that feeling pretty quickly.